Will Danielle Staub “Tell All’ on “Watch What Happens, Live”?

Just in time for Watch What Happens, Live! new season, after endless speculation about her return to the Real Housewives of New Jersey, Danielle Staub will sit down with Andy Cohen as his only guest Sunday, September 8.

Should be a ratings bonanza.

Will Danielle spill the beans on the Manzo clan? She knows where all the bodies are buried, literally and figuratively. Recall Season 1, when Jacqueline Laurita was her BFF. Jacqueline and Caroline Manzo, sister-in-laws, never got along before the show, and Jacqueline always cried on Danielle’s shoulder about adapting to the Manzos.  As we know, Jacqueline runs like a faucet…she told it all.

Danielle Knows All

From bravotv.com:

Former Real Housewives of New Jersey star Danielle Staub was the first guest in the Bravo Clubhouse and brought some memorable moments from her visit. (Who could forget,"Real Close," her live duet with Lori Michaels?)And guess what: she's scheduled to sit down with Andy Cohen once again when Watch What Happens Live returns September 8.

But none of those conflicts reached the fever pitch of the all-out war between her and Teresa, which peaked at the end of RHONJ's debut season with the table flipping.

We're sure Danielle won't be shy in sharing her opinions on her former costars lives today.

Come on, Danielle! Spill the tea. 

We’ll be watching.

To read what these women thought of each other before Season 1 aired, go to

RHONJ Dirty Laundry

Watch What Happens Live! returns for another season Sunday, September 8, 2013.

Joe Gorga Loses Temper, Has A Hair Loss Moment!!

 

Now Melissa and Joe Gorga have another thing to blame on Teresa Giudice: She took the hair growth gene!!

This lather rinse repeat franchise formerly known as the Real Housewives of New Jersey finally caught my attention when Joe Giudice gave Joe Gorga a well deserved ass-whopping…..but it wasn’t the whopping itself…it was the black shoe polish Joe Gorga uses on his head because he’s balding.

He needs to consult Slade Smiley……get a weave!  The funniest moment?  When Melissa Gorga runs over to her husband with his hat……too late!!  It was the first true emotion we ever got from Melissa!

By the time this fight is over, everyone is covered in black…..so funny!

Of course, you have to wonder if “Little Napoleon” Joe Gorga is a steroid user.

• rage issues
• balding
• unnatural-looking upper body

Food for thought, huh?  But actually, all the Gorga’s have rage; my opinion, and it’s only an opinion,  they are inbred..being from that tiny hamlet in Italy, suspicious of outsiders, sticking to their own…. Teresa and Joe’s parents may be first cousins, practically brother and sister…..explains a lot, doesn’t it?

Anyway, back to the shoe polish fight:

Why does Joe Gorga bite Juicy Joe’s crotch? Is this a normal way for men to fight?  Maybe not so much “hat-gate as nuts-gate!!

Recently, a follower tweeted about the Dirty Laundry these women aired before Season 1 aired.  Here it is, note Melissa Gorga trash talking Teresa.

The Real Housewives of New Jersey airs Sunday nights on Bravo TV. 

Real Housewives of New Jersey Season 5: More Trash

melissa gorga

Reportedly.

Something definitely happened with these overly toxic people, because their overly toxic friends, on both sides, went crazy on twitter over the weekend.

The Real Housewives of New Jersey cast was filming scenes at Posche 2, Kim De Paola's new shop. Allegedly, Kim, known as a straight up drama queen, invited enemies of Melissa Gorga : Penny Drossos and Johnny Karagiorgis. (Jimmy the Greek)

The story:

If you’re wondering why those names sound familiar, it’s because they have been responsible for a lot of the previous behind-the-scenes drama on the show. The couple has been stirring up plenty more drama lately, as they are reportedly behind rumors that Melissa cheated on husband Joe Gorga  after they were married with ex-boyfriend Brian “Bulldog" Bowen  allegations that both Melissa and Joe firmly deny.

The Bulldog Bowen Rumor

Melissa, Teresa Giudice,  Caroline Manzo, , and Jacqueline Laurita were all in attendance at the Posche 2 party, but it was the men who reportedly started the drama this time. It all began when the Real Housewives men heard that Johnny the Greek had allegedly invited Brian “Bulldog” Bowen to confront Melissa about their alleged affair. And that’s not all! Apparently Chris Laurita overhead Brian making comments about his son, Nicholas Laurita, having autism. When Joe Gorga, Chris, and Albie Manzo caught wind of all of the s–t Johnny was stirring up, they went ballistic, and got into a bloody brawl with Johnny destructive enough to rival the Gorga/Giudice Christening brawl of 2010!

Johnny denies the attack on the child:

John Karagiorgis ‏@JohnnyTheGrk

Don't believe it. I've never spoken negatively about any child. NEVER!!!

The fight ended with security escorting a bruised and bleeding Johnny out of the trashed party.

source

The Real Housewives of New Jersey will most likely return for May (network sweeps month).

Danielle Staub Knows ALL

Another day, another anonymous "source" speaking to RadarOnline.

However.. former the Real Housewives of New Jersey cast member knows where all the bodies are buried.

If it's true Danielle Staub is returning for a close encounter, that could very well be explosive.

Remember Season 1? In the premiere season, Jacqueline Laurita was Danielle's BFF, and told her all the Manzo family secrets. Junkyard dog Caroline Manzo never, until the show, accepted ex-Las Vegas stripper Jacqueline into the family circle, despite the fact that she'd married her brother, Chris Laurita. The relationship was so bad, Caroline barely knew Ashley Holmes, Jacqueline's daughter from her marriage to John Holmes.

Jacqueline, not exactly known for her mental stability or maturity, spilled all the tea to Danielle.

Then there's the more recent Melissa Gorga problem.

Melissa Gorga was so jealous of sister-in-law Teresa Giudice and her growing fan base as a result of the show, that by Season 2, in an act of desperation, she contacted Danielle Staub….seeking a cameo, at the very least.  More information for Danielle, which is why she was able to confront Teresa with "did you acknowledge your nephew?" a statement that ended with Teresa so angry she pushed Andy Cohen down when he tried to restrain her, one of the best LOL's in RH reunion history.  The Danielle/Melissa Conspiracy

 

Excerpt from RadarOnline:

“Danielle originally told Bravo no, but has since agreed to make a very limited appearance on the upcoming season. Provided she is showcased in the proper light,” an insider said.

The former RHONJ star could cause trouble for a number of the women, including Melissa, Teresa and Jacqueline, considering their past run-ins.

“They know that the season will end will massive fireworks, and they’re all prepping themselves to be blindsided by the drama that can be introduced.

For the tea these women spilled before season 1 aired; go to

VERY DIRTY LAUNDRY

Melissa Gorga and Brian"Bulldog" Bowen

 

If you put yourself out there as a reality tv "star", chances are people from your past will come looking for their 15 minutes by tearing you down.

The people surrounding the Real Housewives of New Jersey are as nasty and evil as the Real Housewives themselves. Expect all sorts of accusations and general craziness to come from this franchise as filming for Season 5 continues.

Whether or not Melissa Gorga's cheating scandal will be aired or not doesn't matter… we'll hear about all scandals from this toxic group of reality "stars".

 

From Life and Style:

The Real Housewives of New Jersey's Melissa Gorga is facing shocking cheating accusations stemming from rumors, to be revealed in the upcoming season of the Bravo series, that she had an affair with an ex, Brian “Bulldog” Bowen.
Now an associate of Bulldog's exclusively tells Life & Style that according to Bulldog, the two exes have been intimate since Melissa wed her husband, Joe Gorga.
“Melissa went out to dinner at Sushi Lounge, a local restaurant, and left early to go hook up with Bulldog,” alleges the insider, who says the encounter took place before things soured publicly between Melissa and her sister-in-law, Teresa Giudice
“Bulldog claims to have a lot of dirt on Melissa, and some of it is already coming out — and the next season hasn't even started airing yet,” the insider tells Life & Style.

Another source reveals to Life & Style that in a scene filmed on Jan. 31, Teresa and fellow New Jersey Housewife Kim DePaola were filmed having a girls' night at Bellissimo's restaurant with new castmates — and their chatter soon turned to their rival: Melissa. “They were all talking about how she had an extramarital affair,” says the source.
Melissa tells Life & Style that the accusation is “all talk with absolutely no proof to back it up.” Those close to Melissa insist the rumors are just that — rumors — and firmly deny the new author and budding singer ever had an affair. “Melissa and Bulldog dated on-and-off for years. Then she met Joe and started her family, and that's all in the past,” asserts the insider.
Though the allegations are hurtful, in the end, says Melissa, they won’t ruin her marriage. “This is only making Joe and me stronger,” she tellsLife & Style. “I can't even begin to keep track of all the lies. Everyone is coming for their 15 minutes of fame.”

Whateva. 

What do we really know?  Melissa will play the victim and blame Teresa Giudice, Caroline Manzo will pontificate some cliché that passes for "wisdom", and Jacqueline Laurita will continue to moan about how evil Teresa is as she continues to get drunk and play the autism card.

Lather, Rinse, Repeat (yawn)

The Real Housewives of New Jersey will most likely return in May, just in time for network advertising sweeps.

Joe Giudice Going to Prison, Wants Baby Boy

Here we go again. 

 Joe Giudice apparently doesn't know that the male gene determines the sex of the baby.

You're a female-maker, Joe! Getting a surrogate to carry it probably means a 5th girl-baby!

What a mess for Teresa Giudice and her old school Italian traditions. While she's busy supporting 4 children and a deadbeat husband who may be going to prison  for 10 years, he is pressuring her for another child, trying to get a boy.

Quote from "The Godfather": "And may that child be a masculine child"

This isn't the first time one of these tabloids ran a Joe Giudice wants a boy story:   Teresa's Pregnancy Hoax, and it doesn't help Joe's poor little psyche that brother-in-law Joe Gorga has not one but two boys :About A Boy

Here's the latest story from In Touch:

Although The Real Housewives of New Jersey ’s Teresa Giudice has publicly declared she is “done” having kids after raising four daughters with husband Joe Giudice, In Touch can exclusively reveal that she and Joe are seriously considering trying for another baby in hopes of adding a boy to their brood.

“Joe really wants a boy,” Teresa, 40, confides in the new issue of In Touch, on newsstands now. “And he said we should get a surrogate to carry it!”

Teresa refuses to get pregnant again, a show insider tells In Touch, but she is considering Joe’s demand for surrogacy: “He is really pressuring her,” the source explains. “If that’s what he wants, she may just give in.”

Teresa has been eager for a son in the past— especially after her rival and sister-in-law, Melissa Gorga,  gave birth to her first son. “After her brother’s wife had Gino (now 5), Teresa was dying for a boy, too,” a second insider tells In Touch.

In their final attempt to conceive a boy, Teresa even underwent in vitro fertilization in 2009, but she gave birth to their fourth daughter, Audriana, 3, instead.

A Teresa pal tells In Touch, “Teresa’s happy with her family the way it is; she loves her four girls.” But if they decide to go through with the surrogacy plan, Teresa already has her boy’s name picked out: “Franco,” Teresa says, “after my father-in-law.”

What a selfish douchebag Joe Giudice is!  Would he sit in prison and brag about the baby boy he can't support?

Watch What Happens

The Real(toxic) Housewives of New Jersey will return for Season 5 this Spring.

Caroline Manzo Tired of Frowning and Clowning?

After the negativity and downright ugliness that began toward Teresa Giudice, initiated by Caroline Manzo after the Punta Cana incident, and the negative feedback from viewers Caroline and her clan received, she has decided to back off Teresa for Season 5.

As reported recently, the entire cast of season 4, Melissa Gorga, Kathy Wakile, and Jacqueline Laurita,  will return for a 5th season.

This "change of heart" has nothing to do with them putting out negative press about Teresa, most recently the divorce story circulating around.

Loved Teresa's response to the National Enquirer article:

"The National Enquirer is only good for lining birdcages"

Here's what Caroline told HollywoodLife:

“The past is where I want it to be in the past, I feel good about it. I have a very positive attitude. I’m back. I’m going in with a clear mind.”Caroline also told us that she doesn’t think she will ever fully reconcile with Teresa. “I don’t know that we could ever go back to how we were. You know, it can get to, how are things, how are the kids.. you know civil. Will it ever be how it was?… Doubtful. It is what it is. We are big girls.”

Big girls? More like a clique of fifth grade girls hatin'.  Caroline is not capable of holding back, so we'll just watch what happens, if we can stomach another season of this sad, sorry bunch.

The Real Housewives of New Jersey are currently filming. As a matter of fact, I got this from a little twitter birdie named @Sweeetbea:

Just bumped into my secret spy at Starbucks & was informed Bravo is filming tomorrow in my town #RHONJ at Elvira's

Remember Elvira Grau , the party planner from Season 2?