These are the consequences when your mother, an ex-Playboy playmate, signing your family up for a reality TV show: She may show up at your job in blue-collar Kane County, Illinois with her loudest, most obnoxious friend and a camera crew!
There is no excuse for what Shane says to his mother on the next episode of the “Real Housewives” Despite the genetic engineering, it seems Shane and his sister Kara have inherited their father’s inability to filter . Whether it’s Shane calling his mother’s friend Tammy Knickerbocker “tits” on Season 2, and Jean having nothing to say about it, or Kara dissing everything and everyone at Berkeley as she mugs for the camera and waits for Hollywood to call,they clearly say and do exactly as they please. Like Matt Keough.
Found on a message board:
“Whenever Jeana lapses into one of her delusional rhapsodies starring Number One Son, I can't but think about her now-infamous explanation about how she became Mrs.. Keough:
My husband and his mother picked me out of several of his girlfriends because they thought I had the right build for their genetics.
Matt's mother clearly thought he was a thoroughbred any broodmare would be delighted to kick up her hoofs for. Fold in the adulation afforded high school athletes and you've got instant dick.
Who knows? Maybe Jeana's mother-in-law thought she'd landed the next Joe DiMaggio instead of the journeyman player Matt's dad turned out to be; her determination to maximize her son's genetic potential was her way of righting that wrong. Fast forward to 2009: Jeana's become a semi-professional apologist for Old Lady Keough's failed eugenics experiment, otherwise known as Shane.
It just goes to show that behind every entitled, infantile jackass of a guy is a mother who thinks he can do no wrong. “
How will the Jeana-Spin work on this one?
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