Wednesday, April 22, 2009

Kelly Bensimon is an “A”

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Kelly Bensimon is a train-wreck watchers dream.  Whether running down the middle of the street in Manhattan ( nobody does that) or showing off her owl collection of jewelry, I still can’t figure out why she’s on this show.

True enough, compared to the The Real Housewives of Atlanta and The Oranges, these housewives are pretty boring.  Snarking on Kelly is so easy, given her moronic, childlike speech and behavior.

 

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What kind of boob job is this?  Aren’t the so-called rich and the truly rich supposed to have better implants than this?   As Jill said, “wear a brar”.  These are worse than Lynne Curtin or Bethenny Frankel’s.  Maybe she bought them used from Tamra Barney on eBay!

The Halloween party was wrong on so many fronts.  If Kelly only knows A-List people, why were there so many scrubs at her party?  A cash bar?  Raising money for what?  Not to mention inviting all the housewives ,but failing to make an appearance ‘til much later.  Who does that?

Kelly Bensimon, that’s who.

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