Thursday, December 17, 2009

Vicki Gunvalson’s Wild Kingdom

Episode 6 Sneak Peek

Our favorite narcissist  Vicki Gunvalson  wanted the trip to be a girls-only affair, but three of the male significant others have tagged along: Simon BarneyJim Bellino, and everybody’s favorite “Housewife,”  Slade Smiley, . After a day trip to the Everglades, during which Tamra Barney utters a klassy comment about the size of the testicles on a pig-like animal,  the girls meet at a bar, minus Vicki.

from the ocregister:

Alexis Bellino screams  “Three shots of tequila! Four! She needs three!” Then she utters a weird grunt, “Tam-RA!” It’s echoed by Gretchen.

Then the guys walk in.

Gretchen: “Holy hell! They just showed up.”

“Where’s Vicki?” one of the guys asks.

“She went home,” the ladies reply. “She went home crying,” one adds.

Tamra explains, “I think Vicki feels a little uncomfortable.” She elaborates. “Vicki felt uncomfortable because she was the odd man out. And she doesn’t like the fact that you’re here,” she says, referring to the guys, “because it’s a girl’s week, weekend.”

Jim Bellino: “So what’s the problem?”

Tamra: “I think Vicki likes to control the situation. She had no control of the situation.”

Jim: “Thank you. Thank you.”

One of the gentlemen suggests they all visit Vicki in her hotel room. But the group concludes it’s a bad idea.

Slade says, “Her eye will explode, or she’ll have an aneurysm, and I’ll feel responsible.”

Gretchen: “You did not just say that.”

Oh yes he did! Snap!

Wonder if anyone commented on the size of Vicki’s testicles?  Just sayin’

Tonight on Bravo TV. .

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