Date My Ex

"Shotgun: Shoot 'Em 'Fore They Run”

Three new johns join the trainwreck in week 2 of this Real Housewives of Orange County spinoff.

David Weintraub, the winning john from last week, is a Hollywood agent. How dumb are we supposed to “be?

Never mind...

Pimping Slade Clampett, (who's starting to look like Jed Clampett) sticking his tongue out and licking his lips like a snake, sends her out on her first date. This guy , Tyler, takes her out shooting lessons. No, I won't be absolutely mean here, let's just say no one as taken out of their misery. After all, Tyler thinks a girl with a gun is "hot". She calls her so-called roommate, Katy, to pick her up, but stays anyway, for a tea party. I can't make this shit up!

Who does Myia's hair? Never mind..

John two takes her golfing. Lucas has a great body, so Jo is happy. When the guys are together, David says something Grandpa Clampett doesn't like.

Ali, john 3, sends her a candle and candleholder. Back at the house, David is about to get his ass kicked for being an arrogant jerk.

Ali takes her to the Gibson showroom and his band is there. They play for Jo, she likes it. She takes him to her apartment to meet Myia and Katy.

Slade invites the three women over for a barbeque. After Lucas sings a perfectly stupid song , Myia announces the elimination for the next day.

Why is Jo wearing a babydoll nightgown? Never mind.....

Tyler is out first. Ali is second. She keeps Lucas, to join Slade and David. Did I mention he has a great body? Never mind...

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