These housewives are wearing us out! Tuesday’s episode “jumped the shark’ How to hold down a “real” job and write about these skanks?
Where to begin?
The OC Hillbillies in Berkeley
Jeana, you do know “bummers” Matt and Shane! We always thought higher education was all about learning about different ways and thinking and cultural diversity. How foolish we have been! We found out this week it’s all about looking at homeless people like animals in a zoo! Why would a gated ghetto girl like Kara go to any school in Northern California, let alone Berkeley? Everyone knows you’re just waiting for Hollywood to call, so you mugged into the camera for an entire summer, but you’d better call Playboy before you eat another Twinkie! In the meantime, grow up! Such a spoiled, entitled little brat! Jeana’s latest “spin”:
Who’s Your Daddy?
There are no words for the trash-heap known as Tamra Barney The daddy story was such a yawn. Does she own any clothing that covers her spotted boulders? Of course, she takes the Nugget with her. Turns out her relatives are as skanky and perverted as she is: witness the cousin with the “lost mouse”. Too skeevy on so many levels.
Life with Vicki
I’d have jumped overboard. The producers are really making fun of our favorite narcissist this season. Check out how they edited her Life with Vicki cruise. Not to mention the hot-tranny-stripper-pole moment. Or the rock climbing moment. Or the attempt to get that useless Michael and that equally useless Rees (why is he always there?……hmmmmm…) to work.
Too much Vicki this season. And Donn……..oh well.
Lynne Curtin, For Certain
No, those certainly were not Alexa’s cigarettes. It’s certainly okay to drive a Honda while your jobless alcoholic skank of a daughter drives a Beamer ( which she’s already had an accident with) Sugar is the enemy! They’d be better off on crack! Lynne and her Wal-Mart implants looked a little less beef-jerkyish (yes, we know, grammar-Nazis) this week.
And finally, The Big Reveal
Jay Photoglou has been quite busy. He not only posted on the OC Register, but he posted on More Absurdities. The big reveal is the information most people know….Jay and Gretchen have been together for at least a year. Apparently, he has an ax to grind. As for the references to Gretchen Rossi's "Dark Side", both Pizza Girl and Jay state he was with Gretchen and her family at Bass Lake. That’s a dark side? Oh well With the season ending in September, and Gretchen in Dallas in the same month, where was Gretchen when Jeff died on September 13th? Inquiring minds want to know.
Back to the day job. Watch what happens
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