Oh. My. Gawd.
The Real Housewives of New Jersey will put all the other Real Housewives franchises to bed!
First there’s Dina and her daughter who lived with her sister Caroline . Dina's divorced and she cant play tennis because her boobs are too big. Dina and Carolina have homes that makes Jill Zarins place look tasteful.There’s the sister, Caroline, who's husband Al is an "entrepreneur and in construction" and he spoils the shit out of her. And there's the two boys,..."let's open up a stripper club, but make it, like, classy..." the other is in law school. There’s Danielle, who's going on a blind date with someone she met online who uses the online name "Gucci" and who starts coming over for his daily blow job... then there’s Jackie, the sister in law of of Dinah and Caroline, and she's a cosmetologist from Vegas. And there’s Teresa , married to Joey and guess what he does? He's in 'construction' too! they've got three daughters who Teresa teaches how to "be fabulous" . Teresa's friends with Dina. She "worked" ( I mean worked in) the fashion industry in New York.
Rode hard and put away wet!
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