Saturday, January 31, 2009

Gretchen Rossi’s “Dark Side”

 

photo from “The Bonnie Hunt Show”

Conspiracy Theory…or Fact?

Seems Tamra Barney has been a very busy girl! According to reliable sources, she has been posting negative comments about Gretchen Rossi all over the internet!

She had help from the ubiquitous Pizza Girl, the cyber-stalking pizza delivery girl whose claim to fame started as a scene starring one of her pizzas being delivered to the Keough house in season 1. She has been a thorn in the side of the OC Register and Frank Mickadeit ever since.

During Season 3, she imposed her way into the Barney’s life, and bragged about it on various message boards. When her posts turned up on “Gretchen Rossi, Orange County’s Newest Housewife”, all of them very negative and nasty, this blogger wondered. The blogpost was moved to More Absurdities, because of the sheer volume of posts.

As friends and neighbors who actually knew Jeff Beitzel, Chris Rossi and Jay Photoglou, with another side to the story, it became apparent that there were posters with anonymous stuff that was just made up garbage. Judy Fike, Jeff’s sister, also posted several times. This all had to be quite painful for her.

Pizza Girl posted a link to Jay Photoglou's MySpace page, which had pictures of him hugging many women, including Gretchen. Today, his page is set to private.

The “dark side” of Gretchen Rossi is a figment of Tamra’s imagination. Her jealousy is palpable. It seeps from every pore, every freckle. Not buying that she was “so drunk she had her head in the toilet for two days” during the “Naked Wasted” episode. Disclaimers….otherwise known as “foot in mouth” disease.

To read the posts of these rocket scientists, go to More Absurdities

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Sunday, January 25, 2009

Shame on Shane

keough

These are the consequences when your mother, an ex-Playboy playmate, signing your family up for a reality TV show:  She may show up at your job in blue-collar Kane County, Illinois with her loudest, most obnoxious friend and a camera crew!

There is no excuse for what Shane says to his mother on the next episode of the “Real Housewives”  Despite the genetic engineering, it seems Shane and his sister Kara  have inherited their father’s inability to filter .  Whether it’s Shane calling his mother’s friend Tammy Knickerbocker “tits” on Season 2, and Jean having nothing to say about it, or Kara dissing everything and everyone at Berkeley as she mugs for the camera and waits  for Hollywood  to call,they clearly say and do exactly as they please. Like Matt Keough.

Found on a message board:

“Whenever Jeana lapses into one of her delusional rhapsodies starring Number One Son, I can't but think about her now-infamous explanation about how she became Mrs.. Keough:
My husband and his mother picked me out of several of his girlfriends because they thought I had the right build for their genetics.
Matt's mother clearly thought he was a thoroughbred any broodmare would be delighted to kick up her hoofs for. Fold in the adulation afforded high school athletes and you've got instant dick.
Who knows? Maybe Jeana's mother-in-law thought she'd landed the next Joe DiMaggio instead of the journeyman player Matt's dad turned out to be; her determination to maximize her son's genetic potential was her way of righting that wrong. Fast forward to 2009: Jeana's become a semi-professional apologist for Old Lady Keough's failed eugenics experiment, otherwise known as Shane.
It just goes to show that behind every entitled, infantile jackass of a guy is a mother who thinks he can do no wrong. “

How will the Jeana-Spin work on this one?

Watch What Happens

 

Saturday, January 24, 2009

The Real Housewives of Orange County: Vicki the Vicious Viper

vicky2 from "Pretty on the Outside"

Wow! Has Vicki Gunvalson shown her true monstrous, narcissistic nature this season or what? From the first episode this season until this week's episode, we have seen her:

  • Show her insane jealousy of the other women by telling them what they should/should not wear
  • Tell the audience that the new girl, Gretchen Rossi, should be careful how she approaches Vicki( like Vicki is a wild animal, approach with caution)
  • Decides to buy a $1 yacht, by selling the Lake Havasu house, taking a "family vote" that includes Michael's girlfriend, thereby trumping Brianna's no vote.
  • Throws Donn under the bus at every opportunity, including the ridiculous remark about her "love tank" (OMG, the visual)
  • Disgusting hand gestures and remarks when Gretchen talks about how sick Jeff Beitzel was, even though it's surprising she didn't try to sell her life insurance.
  • Talking trash about Mike Wolfsmith, her ex, even though he is not on the show.

What's the truth? What's unverified internet rumor?

Truth: Vicki left Illinois with the children without Wolfsmith's permission (Jeana spilled the beans on this one)

Rumor: She was screwing Donn while still married to Wolfsmith (She traded up)

Rumor: Vicki and Donn separated before Season 4 started....makes sense because of her treatment of Donn...Vicki cannot act.

Truth: Mike and his friends are very angry about this week's episode, verified by this post in the OC Register:

riskyb wrote:

Hey Vicky,you ignorant swine! Remember me? Sure you do.Still talking fiction and exaggerations? Hey, how bout some truth about you? Insurance scams,stealing,embezzling from family business.Look out! Your day in court is coming.Stop stepping on people for personal gain.I'll know if you read this when my phone rings.

There was another post, even more accusatory, that was promptly removed.

Rumor: Brianna and Colby have broken up, and Brianna has joined the military. The break up seems real, Colby has not been seen all season, and Brianna is so raw and hurt it's hard to watch her. It's more than just the house in Lake Havasu. The military? Doubtful. But at least Vicki wouldn't be able to storm the barracks.

Truth: The whole yacht thing was just for show.

Rumor: The weblog received this comment:

John wrote:

Reliable sources indicate that Vicki Gunvalson is an insurance agent for AIG (the insurance company that has received taxpayer funds in excess of $125 billion) and attended the much publicized lavish junket at the St. Regis Hotel in Monarch Beach.

This is most likely true. Vicki clearly has no moral or ethical compass, she will do anything for a buck!

Watch What Happens!

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Thursday, January 22, 2009

Simon Barney, Pimping Tequila

from the website:

El Conde Tequila was recently featured in an Episode of Bravo's "The Real Housewives of Orange County". Cast member Simon Barney (husband of TamraBarney) has recently become an Investor with El Conde Azul Tequila. Simon became interested in our Tequila after sampling it and seeing the Bottle and packaging. The episode featured a dinner party where Simon introduced El Conde Azul Tequila to his friends for their opinion. His friends
were very pleased with the look of the bottle and taste.

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http://tequilaelcondeazul.com/index.html

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Real Housewives of Orange County: Parenting 101

Why are all the “Real Kids” such real fuckups? From Josh Waring to Shane Keough, they all seem to have real problems, certainly aggravated by their mothers’ participation on train-wreck TV.

The newest kid, Raquel Curtin,18, does absolutely nothing but drink, dress like a skank, and do drugs. For this she is rewarded with a new BMW. Her parents seems downright afraid of her. She graduated from a continuation school. The behavior kids get away with in regular school is appalling, so what did this chick do to wind up in continuation school? She is an accident waiting to happen.

Photo via film.com

Lynne Curtin

Let’s hope Tamra’s three little kids don’t turn out to be like Ryan Vieth. A useless waste of sperm, the “Nugget” can only come to life when baiting his mother. Their relationship is unspeakably sick.

Instead of actively trying to instill some values in these kids, these mothers just sat back. And bought these kids love with material things. In Jeana Keough ‘'s case, it backfired……On her……, On national television. Shane is a hateful, abusive young man who always seemed confused about his sexuality, now seems to blame her; hating her and wishing her dead. What does she do? Posts on certain message boards constantly,cleverly disguising herself, with disclaimers and excuses, as if our eyes and ears are lying to us. Every excuse in the world for Shane’s behavior. All three of her kids are the worse case scenario for what can happen if you stay in an abusive marriage.

Everyone has skeletons in the closet. Most of us know to leave them there. And leave the kids out.

Sunday, January 18, 2009

Nene Leakes: Why DeShawn Got the Boot

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NeNe Leakes: Why DeShawn Really Got The ‘Real Housewives’ Boot

| Sunday, January 18, 2009 | Labels: deshawn snow, kim zolciak, lisa wu hartwell, nene leakes, slade smiley, the real housewives of atlanta |

DeShawn Snow won’t be returning to “The Real Housewives of Atlanta” for its second season, she announced to Essence on Wednesday – and a day later, one of her co-stars revealed why.

“She wanted to be a part of the show,” NeNe Leakes told MomLogic.com. “Production decided they weren’t going to option her for the second season. I think the reason… is that she wasn’t as outgoing or talkative as we were. We’re drama queens and to roll with us, you’ve got to be a drama queen.”

“I didn’t see it coming,” DeShawn told Essence on Wednesday. “I was shocked because I just talked to them in December about the new season.”

She admitted she wasn’t the most dramatic member of the cast’s quintet.

“I’m not the type to go ‘television’ and start acting crazy because somebody’s talking about me,” she said. “I suppose the show took a different direction and they no longer see me as the right fit.”

One woman who’s been rumored to replace her is Usher’s wife, Tameka Foster, but the R&B star’s spouse told the New York Daily News she wouldn’t be on the show.

“Although [Bravo] approached me, and I was flattered by the offer, I will not be joining the ‘ Real Housewives of Atlanta cast,” she told the paper.

Bravo is indeed looking for new housewives in Atlanta for the show, a rep for the network told Access Hollywood, but would not confirm any casting rumors.

As for NeNe – she’s keeping the drama going, even if it’s just over her hairstyle.

“On the show I did have long hair and I did have extensions and people would say, ‘She’s got a weave,’” she told MomLogic. “Well, honey, I’m not denying [it]. I love weaves. I’m not denying it. I never once said ‘I’m [not] wearing extensions.’ [ Fellow ‘Housewife’] Kim [Zolciak] was trying to make an excuse for wearing a wig.”

Sunday, January 11, 2009

Sheree Whitfield “Too Dumb to Work”

Seven Figure Sheree's Settlement

from tmz

One of the chicks from "The Real Housewives of Atlanta" is raising hell over her multi-million dollar divorce settlement -- claiming she needs more cash to compensate for her total lack of brain power. Sheree Whitfield -- who was married to former NFL lineman Bob Whitfield -- just filed an appeal with the Georgia Supreme Court. According to a court spokesperson, Sheree's lawyers argued that Whitfield, 39, was too undereducated to work.

Vicki’s “Olive Garden on the Green”

 

This is the home Vicki was downsizing to, changed her mind, and the conflict with Jeana and Frankie began.

Jeana's still her agent.  Follow the link

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