Saturday, August 24, 2013

Jacqueline Laurita: When the Going Gets Tough, Have A Tummy-Tuck!

Jacqueline Laurita

Let’s face it, Bravo TV paid for ’s tummy tuck plus chin work shown in disgusting detail on the last episode of the Real Housewives of New Jersey.

All in all, it was cheap at the price. Jacqueline is the lowest paid of the New Jersey franchise, earning a paltry $125,000 this season. Compared to $675,000 for the star, .  They also used the opportunity to show Ashley aka Ashlee Holmes, looking awesome, by the way.

Here’s the problem: Jacqueline and the other RH’s give constant voice to the notion that Jac takes care of her autistic son, Nicholas, 24/7, 365. Not true, Jac has nannies and others that come in to take care of Nick, leaving Jac to drink Bailey’s or whatever her drink of choice may be these days, and lose what’s left of her mind on twitter.

Jacqueline Laurita Whine and Wine

Don’t get me wrong; I know it cannot be easy having a special needs child. But why would you risk your life in a major surgery with some sleazoid doctor in one of those “surgery centers” for something not medically necessary?

Let’s face another fact: Chris Laurita, her husband, has a “goomar”.  It seems to be a part of the culture, and Jacqueline has to just live with it, she’s not about to leave him. After all, she was once Chris’ “goomar’  when he was seeing her while engaged to someone else, and Jacqueline happened to get pregnant with their ten year old, CJ, so he married her.

So Jacqueline would rather die than age?  All of Jacqueline’s problems are on the inside.  Don’t the Laurita’s have enough problems, with the pending $8 M. lawsuit:

Will Chris Have Jac Declared Incompetent?

Not to mention the most recent altercation:

Chris and Jac Face Charges After Brawl

The fight was in April, 2013, apparently after Jacqueline’s surgery. She was really worried about Nicholas that night.

Just sayin’

On the other hand, since moving to Las Vegas, I’ve become addicted to professional waxing….who knows where that will lead?

The Real Housewives of New Jersey airs Sunday Nights on Bravo TV.

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