Showing posts with label count deleseeps. Show all posts
Showing posts with label count deleseeps. Show all posts

Sunday, June 7, 2009

Announcing Absurd to Sublime.Net

 

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Here’s the dilemma:  Wordpress.com won’t let bloggers monetize, and Blogspot, owned by Google, won’t communicate.

As the old saying goes...you get what you pay for. Absurdtosublime.blogspot.com was removed by Google on April 14, at 2:00pm. At the time, I had 230000 hits, and over 200 posts. No spam or viruses were found on the site. 

I never received an explanation from Google.  Did someone in Orange County  known for tampering around with blogs, newspapers and message boards have a hand in this? Perhaps.

Anyway, I launched REALLY ABSURD as a temporary blog while I considered my options.  My option: Purchasing my own domain.

ABSURDTOSUBLIME has been a difficult and time consuming venture. One thing about blogspot, they do make it easy!  I have had many false starts, and I’m still having glitches and problems.  But it’s up and running.

Timely and interesting posts about The Real Housewives Franchise and all the wacky characters can be found at the new blog.  Wordpress.com linkers, some of the old blogspot links are irretrievable, many are posted at Boxxet and Zimbio. Blogspot: Many will link back to really absurd, at least the older posts will.. The Gretchen Rossi/Jay Photoglou/ Slade Smiley  story is still at MORE ABSURDITIES

Thank You for making this move with me.

Wednesday, May 13, 2009

The Real Housewives of New York: Let’s Get It On!

These  women lost their ever-loving minds last night. The jealousies, one-up manship, pettiness and the downright silliness was put on display like an old time soap opera.

Here’s what went down:


Kelly Vs. Everyone


 
Absurdity:The media has attacked Kelly’s very important name with allegations that she beat up her ex-boyfriend.
Kelly said: "Every single day my name was in the paper." She pouts and tries to cry, as Jill demands that the producers get her a tissue.

Her  name? Kelly KILLOREN Bensimon
 
Kelly said: "Does anyone ever asked me what happened? No."
Luann said: "Well, he's definitely  not a gentleman."
She also said something about fertilizer?  Huh?
The Countess Vs. The Count

 
They couple are getting divorced after 16 years of marriage.
The Absurdity: Count Alex ended their relationship via email.

The Countess vs. The Ethiopian Princess

 
The Countess' husband left her for a woman who is  a princess.
Luann said: "I think that was slipped by [Alex and the princess] in order to make her look like just not an Ethiopian woman. I just thought it was interesting that he releases the fact that she's a princess to make it look 'OK.'" II don’t think so. The count is an asshole, truly. The Princess didn’t get much of a catch. And the Countess has the ace in the hole:  The male heir.

Ramona Has No Filter
 
Ramona said that the Countess' husband was an old man. The Countess overreacted.
Jill says to the Countess: "If it's none of my business, then why knock my rules that you would never take a guy's number when you [asked for my

husband's best friend's number]."
The Countess' defense: "Oh you are really searching, darling."
The Countess' jab: "Then why did you buy me a magnum of champagne?"
Jill said: "That I paid for by the way and you never paid me back."


Jill
 is such  a bitch
 
Ramona said she was working on a skin care line for a year and a half. Jill insisted that it was less time than that. Jill was like a bee buzzing in your ear…she wouldn’t stop.
Ramona said: "I have so many things, sometimes I get my age wrong."
Jill said: "Ok, then say that maybe you got the date wrong."
Ramona said: "Maybe I got the date wrong."
Jill said: "Alright, we're good. You said maybe you got the date wrong. That's all."
What was the point, Jill?


Ramona's Foot in Mouth Disease
 

Ramona blames her bad upbringing for her behavior and she does "the best I can."
Jill said: "That's a good answer."


Ramona Gets Humped? 
 
Ramona thinks Alex's kids are ill-behaved. They tried to hump her at a dinner party. Huh?
Alex's defense: They were one and three years old at the time.

Alex Calls Out Bethenny
 
Alex didn't appreciate Bethenny's interviews in which she made one-liners about people.
Alex said: "I don't go behind your back and say things that are really snarky. I say everything to your face."
Bethenny said: "Fair enough

More Kelly Absurdities
 
Kelly doesn't like it that Bethenny Frankel cries all the time about men. Bethenny was subdued and teary eyed, as Andy Cohen pointed out.
Absurdity: Kelly was the "ambassador for wool" and this makes her "authentic."
Kelly said: "I'm not gonna cry over crying.  What?  Kelly speaks her own language...the language of one.

Ramona’s Nasty Little Blog
 
Ramona wrote on her blog that the last laugh is on Bethenny because she is single."
Ramona said: "She said my advice went back before there were phones."
Ramona said: "I'm not writing blogs anymore. I'm not doing blogs."So annoying.

Can’t wait for part two.

related links:

Jill Zarin's Used Clothing

Alex

Kelly Bensimon: One Hot Mess

Bethenny

Countess De Lesseps

Ramona Singer

Tuesday, May 12, 2009

RHONY Reunion Sneak Peek: Kelly’s Story

Kelly-Bensimon

 

Kelly Bensimon was arrested in early March for beating up boytoy Nick Stefanov. Watch Kelly’s disclaimer story from tonight’s reunion show and see if you buy it.

Note how Bethenny Frankel rudely jumps into Kelly’s narrative.

click here for the video

Tuesday, May 5, 2009

Real Housewives, Real Finale

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The ladies start out at Jill’s house, 5 days before the charity event. Zarin wants to promote her business, Ramona thinks its tacky. That sets off the first catfight.  Alex arrives and states she hasn’t sold any tickets, or tried to, even.  So they all gang up on Alex.

Next, the scene at  Nasdaq with the Count and Luann.......so they didn’t cut it after all! 

Jill decides that she should have the sex/drug/rock ‘n roll talk with Ally at the ripe old age of 15. As Kelly would say, “cute”

Bethenny gives Rosie a cooking lesson. Why?  Face time?  Bethenny asks for the inevitable dating advice. Like Bethenny will listen, or learn.  Ball buster.

Jill and Kelly go jewelry shopping for the charity event. The jeweler is hilarious.  She wants to wear Kelly like last year’s Versace.

We get a true ANTM moment, with Luann giving Bethenny a bizarre runway walking lesson in prep for a fashion show Bethenny is participating in.

At the Moroccan fashion show, Bethenny tries to be funny, not so much. She looks awesome, the very best she’s ever looked.

The Charity Event

Bethenny took all the space behind the bar for her logo and alcohol company signage. Ramona and Jill have it taken down. Jill is exploding with tension, needs to chill.

Simon shows up in his What is Simon Wearing?? outfit. The Count is in this scene. Bethenny sees that the liquor company signage is gone, and goes ballistic on JillJill tells her to leave. Bethenny then goes after Ramona. Believe it or not, Ramona calms her down.

The auction begins, and, like DeShawn Snow and her charity auction, at first there were no bids, but it didn’t last long.  Everything sold.simon The season ends with Simon and Ramona dancing together.

YAWN.

COME ON JERSEY GIRLS

Saturday, May 2, 2009

RHONY’s Reunion: Holy Catfights!

Here’s what Andy Cohen had to say about the Reunion, scheduled to air on Bravo Tuesday, May 12.

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“Oh Lord. I am still recovering. It was a seven-hour Real Housewives of New York reunion shoot at Cipriani Wall Street. There were about 15 MASSIVE fights, many raised voices, lots of finger pointing, some laughs, and much drama. It will not disappoint. “

From your lips, Andy.

Watch what Happens

Tuesday, April 28, 2009

Real Housewives of New York City: Reunion Drama Much?

 Bravo recently extended the reunion into a special 2-hour long, 2-evening TV event. Must have been a lot of drama in that reunion! Will these women top the Oranges and the Peaches in accusations, tears, and drama?

Watch What Happens!

Count de Lesseps and Princess Kemeria in Ethiopia

from the Ethiopian Review

Kemeria Abajobir Abajifar

(EthioPlanet) — Last week, EthioPlanet.com revealed the name of the mysterious woman who until then was only known as the “Ethiopian Woman” Count Alexandre de Lesseps had apparently fallen for.

There were some disputes in the blogosphere as to the veracity of what EthioPlanet revealed. To avoid unnecessary defamation, we’ve now released a picture to go along with the name.

The featured photograph was taken in a limousine during a recent trip to Addis Ababa (capital of the AU), Ethiopia.

A source, close to the couple, Count Alexandre de Lesseps and Princess Kemeria Abajobir Abajifar told EthioPlanet.com they were traveling in Ethiopia to promote micro-finance for Ethiopian women.

“They also have plans to open an orphanage in her hometown of Jimma, and to create in Addis Ababa, a museum of African history,” the source added.

Alexandre de Lesseps, 59, was raised in Khartoum, Sudan and in Tangiers, Morocco.

Micro financing is, of course, nothing new to the Count. He is, among other things, an entrepreneur, investment banker, and has pioneered micro financing in developing nations.

He is President of London based Coral Capital Ltd and Pandaw Investment Hldgs in Hong Kong. He is also co-founder and President of Blue Orchard Finance S.A., a leading micro finance management company based in Geneva.

More pictures will be released in the coming days featuring the couple together on their trip to Ethiopia.

Wednesday, April 22, 2009

Real Housewives, Real Reunion

 

From: www.realitytvsoup.com

Bravo's watercooler sensation "The Real Housewives of New York City" gives fans an extra dose of drama when everyone's favorite New York ladies reunite during the season two reunion special, airing Tuesday, May 12 at 10 p.m. ET/PT and hosted by Bravo programming executive Andy Cohen. Will Kelly and Bethenny bury the hatchet? Is the Alex/Simon vs. Ramona/Mario feud still going on? Get a behind-the-scenes look at what really went down during this explosive second season.


In the season finale, airing Tuesday, May 5 at 10 p.m. ET/PT, clashes, disagreements and conflicts abound as the ladies take care of the final details for Jill's charity event that they are all planning together. LuAnn uses her skills as a model to help Bethenny prepare for a fashion show. Some of the other Housewives show up to watch Bethenny strut the catwalk in a Moroccan fashion show, and Jill and Ramona decide to settle their differences about the charity event. On the day of the event, as expected, Ramona ruffles Jill's feathers, but everyone's shocked when old allies clash.


Bravo gives fans an extra serving of "Real Housewives" goodness with the special "The Real Housewives of New York City: The Lost Footage," airing Thursday, May 14 at 9 p.m. ET/PT, with exclusive, never-before-scene clips from season two and the reunion special.

Thursday, April 16, 2009

Countess LuAnn’s Interview with “W” Magazine

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Real Housewife LuAnn on etiquette, her "fan base," and that Bethenny : Editors' Blog: Wmagazine.com

 

Princess Kemeria and Count de Lesseps

from various sources:

for a photo of the Princess, click here

The mysterious Ethiopian woman identified as the cause for the divorce between the reality star  LuAnn from The Real Housewives of New York and her husband Count Alexandre de Lesseps has been identified as Princess Kemeria Abajobir Abajifar. She is the granddaughter of King Abajifar, the last King from the Gibe Kingdom of Jimmaa, located in current day Ethiopia. An inside source close to the Count, wishing to remain anonymous, confirmed the details in an email correspondence. The Ethiopian princess, and granddaughter of the King, is the niece of Ababiya Abajobir, another prominent man in the Oromo-Ethiopian community. He was one of the founding members of the OLF (Oromo Liberation Front), a guerrilla organization representing the majority Oromo ethnic group of Ethiopia, and served in various positions in the organization throughout its 35 year history. The source told EthioPlanet that it was the wish of both the Princess and Count Alexandre de Lesseps that she no longer be identified as “‘the Ethiopian woman’ but with her real identity.”

Fast Facts

  1. Granddaughter of King Abba Jifar II, last king of Jimma
  2. Abba Jifar was removed from power by Haile Selassie in 1930
  3. Niece of Ababiya Abajobir, founding member of the Oromo Liberation Front2
  4. De Lesseps have lived apart for years3
  5. Identity revealed on the website EthioPlanet on April 9, 2009

 

 

Thursday, April 9, 2009

Real Housewives: All Kinds of Crazy

In a nutshell with a bunch of nuts:

 

Bethenny Frankel may be the winner when it comes to the best famewhore war, but she also wins as the biggest bitch. Sneaky and acidic, Bethenny has something to say about everything and everyone, disguised in little witticisms. On her Bravo blog, or, as I call it, Disclaimer Central, she pretends to like Jill’s apartment.  Bethenny, we all know Liberace is dead.

Jill’s apartment is psycho-crazy. I had an aunt who decorated like this. You could go into her kitchen and get dizzy. And the POP occasional tables?  Jill never heard of less is more. Who ever heard of a gay husband who couldn’t dress, dance or decorate?  Brad is not Dwight Eubanks.

The dis-Countess was all kinds of wrong with those young girls.  Sure, Bravo set up the meeting, but they could have chosen the self-made one, Bethenny.  At least she would have been funny, in her own way. Ever heard of a Countess? Hell no, bitch, we’re in America.

Kelly? She’s just an idiot. Offering up ex-hubby, Gil Bensimon to Jill for the charity was good. Bethenny in this weeks blog says she didn’t follow through.

Ramona and Mario are extremely competitive. I am so over that boring ass tennis match with Simon and Jill.  Please don’t do this again, Bravo TV. Bethenny was so into setting up Ramona, not so much different than the  “"Naked Wasted" episode on The Real Housewives of Orange County.

But with so much more class.  Yeah, right.

The Count-less Countess

 

April 9, 2009

Last month, Real Housewives of New York City star Countess LuAnn de Lesseps received a shocking email from her globe-trotting husband: “It said that he had met someone,” she recalls, “and they were serious.”

In an exclusive interview in the new issue of PEOPLE, de Lesseps, 43, admits that she and her husband had been separated for nearly three months when she received the note — but that didn’t make the message any easier to swallow. “I was devastated,” she says. “I knew that we were kind of separating, but I was hoping that things were going to work out.”

Married for 16 years to Count Alexandre de Lesseps, 59, LuAnn says she always assumed she would be “married forever.” When that didn’t happen, she held out hope that the news would remain private. But just last week, The New York Post revealed to the world that her husband was now openly involved with an Ethiopian woman in Geneva.

Beyond the public embarrassment, she says, having to break the news to the couple’s two children, Noel, 12, and Victoria, 14, has “probably been the hardest part.”

She’s also finding it difficult to get up every day and promote her new book, Class with the Countess, an autobiographical etiquette guide that hits bookstores April 16. “When I wrote the book I felt very secure,” says de Lesseps. “And that’s totally changed.”

The book, which is dedicated to her husband, contains a chapter titled “How to Get a Man to Stay in Love.” So why didn’t her own tips work?

“You can try all you want,” de Lesseps responds, “but if you’re not getting reciprocation from the other person, it’s not your fault.” –Mark Dagostino, People Magazine

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Monday, April 6, 2009

Real Housewives ,Real Famewhores

from the NY Post

Talk about a reality check.

"The Real Housewives of New York City," a Bravo TV show featuring six Botox-happy women feasting on their 15 minutes of fame, promised to offer a through-the-keyhole look at the lives of Manhattan's most stylish and privileged.

But since the second season began airing in February, each character has been bitch-slapped by personal misfortune and public embarrassment.

Call it the "Curse of the Real Housewives," because these housewives are looking more desperate by the day.

 Kelly Bensimon, whose boyfriend Nick Stefanov accused her of assault on March 5, has since been dragged through an unseemly court hearing to meet the charges.

On Friday, the SAKS department-store chain confirmed that the 40-year-old model had been dropped from one of its upcoming campaigns.

Three days earlier it emerged that 'Countess LuAnn De Lesseps husband of 16 years, Count Alexandre de Lesseps, had left her for an Ethiopian woman in Geneva. Now the soon-to-be ex-aristocrat is facing divorce while promoting her unfortunately titled book "Class with the Countess”.

Bombastic blonde Ramona Singer, 52, meanwhile, is reportedly being shunned by the well-heeled mothers at her daughter Avery's private school. And career woman Alex McCord, 35, lost her job as a graphic designer for Victoria's Secret in February.

On camera, Bethenny Frankel, the skinny singleton "housewife," has endured awkward dates to no avail. Her last boyfriend, Jason Colodne, was fired from his Wall Street job for appearing on the first series, and the relationship ended shortly thereafter.

Even Long Island-born Jill Zarin, 45, once seen as the most down-to-earth of the group, is now facing a backlash, having spent most of this season snatching up couture gowns and luxury furnishings like a modern-day Marie Antoinette, while the nation's worst economic crisis in a generation grinds on.

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Having seen their reputations plummet even as the show's ratings soar (figures are up 50 percent over last year's averages, says a Bravo spokesperson), you'd think these ladies might regret having appeared on the show. You'd be wrong.

Bensimon said that the program, and the attending focus on her personal life, has been a "really fun" wild ride. "If it's a roller coaster," she said, "then I am front and center in the first car."

Declining to speak about her legal case, she said instead, "The only thing I do regret is that you have to give up a lot of privacy on TV."

What's more, she said, "People don't want to see [the real] Kelly. They don't care about some shy girl that falls off horses, or hangs out with her kids, or loves doing cartwheels. They want to see girls in miniskirts kicking it, you know, the catfights."

Frankel, a celebrity chef turned diet book author -- and Bensimon's adversary on the show -- admitted that dating while filming has been hard.

"Look," she said, "my book ["Naturally Thin"] just hit No. 3 on The New York Times' Best-Seller List -- it's very overwhelming for [a man] if I say I have this book and I'm on TV."

The newly unemployed McCord, meanwhile, is also relishing the spotlight. She insisted that losing her job was unrelated to her role on the show. "One thing had nothing to do with another."

Being judged or ridiculed, said McCord, is part of being in the public eye.

"Prior to doing this show, I had a 10-year career as an actor. I kind of knew, well yes, people are going to write about you and your husband and your children," McCord said. "I always intended to be in a profession where being written about was part of the territory."

Singer declined to speak about the controversy at her daughter's school, stating: "I don't talk about my daughter," but she hasn't regretted doing the series "for a second."

They say success comes with a price. But for the housewives of New York, it's apparently one worth paying.

Tuesday, March 31, 2009

“Count”-ing: A New Countess De Lesseps?

from New York Social Diary:

“Word comes from across the sea, that New York Housewives’ LuAnn De Lesseps has flown off (desperately?) to Europe to see husband Alex in an attempt to save their crumbling marriage. Alex, the Count de Lesseps has, it is said on the streets of Geneva, taken up with a beautiful Ethiopian beauty who is not only quite a bit younger than he but also quite a bit younger than his wife.

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In the meantime, the sixty-something count has slimmed down, tanned up and looks years younger, according to friends, which once again raises the age-old question: Ain’t love grand? In photographs of times past, Alex De Lesseps bears a vague physical resemblance to Bernie Madoff.

The present Count De Lesseps and his Luann have long been a popular couple (as Alex and LuAnn) in the US and on the international social scene. Friends say that since returning to the US several years ago, the countess, who is an American with native American descendents, has focused on developing her acting career.


The success of “The Real Housewives of New York’ some believe, has been detrimental to her marriage.”

What is to be expected of a man who has been married 4 or 5 times (depending on the source?)


The Countess is Count-less

 

from msn:blog_countess

“Countess LuAnn de Lesseps, one of the society ladies on Bravo's "The Real Housewives of New York” has separated from Count de Lesseps after 16 years of marriage. Her husband is a Frenchman whose ancestor presented the Statue of Liberty to the United States.

The reality star's publicist, Elizabeth Rosenthal, issued a statement Tuesday saying the couple "plan to remain friends and their primary focus will be to do what is best for their two children."

Rosenthal declined to comment on reports the breakup came after the former model learned The Count, Alex de Lesseps, was having a relationship with another woman.

But the Countess will keep her title, says Rosenthal. Her etiquette book, "Class With the Countess," arrives April 16.”

Thursday, March 12, 2009

Great Advice from Countess Lu Ann

She married the “Count” three weeks after meeting him!

Seems LuAnn may not know from etiquette, but she did know how to ‘count’ her catch.

In the July 2008 issue of Harper's Bazaar , not only is it revealed that many of the de Lesseps claim to be aristos, but that LuAnn’s husband, despite this being his 5th marriage, needed a male heir.  Ramona was right, what the hell does LuAnn know.  And yes, LuAnn, he does look twice as old as you.  When we get to see his pompous ass.

In other news, Kelly Bensimon  may have faked the ass kicking and arrest incident in order to assure a second season on the show.  IMHO, she’s not having a first season on the show!  Again, why is she there?  Anyway, the New York Daily News has an article about it.  Any publicity is good publicity for famewhores, n’est pas?

 

                                                                                                     Nick and Kelly

 

They look like mother and son together. Kelly, with her sun-damaged horsey skin, looks older than her actual 40 years.  She does look like she could beat his ass, however.

How about Silex and their molded-out digs?  Definitely not a safe environment for children. Seems speaking French at age three is more important than whether or not the kids eat lead paint chips! The mold alone, growing for at least three years, will cost a fair amount of the $200,000 they plan to spend.  Ewwwwww………….

Watch What Happens

Thursday, March 5, 2009

Ramona Singer: I’m More Blind Than You!

 

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Bethenny, Ramona, and The Countess go to the beach. Ramona said she didn't want to actually go out in the water. So she stayed ashore with Jill, who was dressed ….strangely.   The best part was seeing the Countess ass up in the water.

Finally the Countess's devoted laundry slave Rosie was back from her selfish  trip back home to the Philippines. The poor children were terribly excited to see their real mother. since they had  to endure a month of their horrid pseudo-mother complaining about washing dishes and being confused about laundry. Puh-lease. You know how to do the damn laundry. You just don't want to. Don't pretend like you were born with a silver spoon in your mouth. So  real

Anyway, it was sad to see how desperately glad the children were to have their true mother figure back in the house. Rosie gave them all presents, The Countess then immediately escorted Rosie down to the laundry room.

Next Jill, Ramona and the Countess met for lunch. LuAnn announced that her gross parental negligence just wasn't enough, so her daughter needed to be in boarding school.  Anyway, LuAnn doesn't really give a fuck that her daughter can't stand to be around her, because boarding school just seems really fancy. Plus, she told Ramona, it's a "family tradition."

Ramona was horrified that LuAnn would send her children away, because she wants her daughter to be close by so she can love her .  Kinda creepy.  Kinda Vicki Gunvalson-ish  Then Jill told them about her arthritis benefit, and Ramona said she couldn't do it because she was just too busy! Then she remembered that her daughter had arthritis and yeah, maybe she could help

Meanwhile, Simon and Alex were wandering around their crumbling shack, talking about spa treatments. Part of the "package" of renting their shitty shack  was that a comically big-breasted psychic/masseuse/sauna-turner-on-er would come by the house and be horrified by Simon's physique. She wasn’t the only one horrified. Alex said she was just always too damn busy in the city to get proper spa treatments, but she probably owed this to herself as their Hamptons trip had been anything but relaxing! What with all the parties and  social climbing.

So Jeana , the homeowner, showed up and Simon was clad only in a towel. After she recovered from the stroke, she  escorted them to a closet that someone had put a hibachi in. This was known as the Sauna at Hill House. Simon loved sitting in a dark room full of steam.  Then it was time for strange warm things to be wrapped around Simon's body while his wife was at the pool,  As Simon lay there, he wanted to remind us that just because he simply adored spa treatments and got them all the time, it doesn't mean he's gay. Right, Simon.  Alex got a card reading that said she was coming into property soon. She was thrilled.

Kelly  fell off a horse. Oh well.

Next up the Countess took her soon-to-be-departing daughter and all of her friends to a nice lunch. Oh how nice! LuAnn wants to wish her daughter bon voyage! Yay! And what does any girl who's about to leave everyone she knows behind to go to a strange school faraway want to do with her last hours in the Hamptons? Listen to her pseudo-mother go on about proper manners, as will be demonstrated in her NEW BOOK. So, yes, Countess  used her daughter's farewell luncheon to plug her new book while the poor fleeing girl's friends looked on in horror.

Bethenny Frankel  Jill Zarin, and Countess went to a gay party that was supposedly attended by a who's-who of New York's gay glitterati. Which, in Real Housewives-speak, translates to a bunch of old men wearing salmon-colored shirts and weeping. Countess wore a big costume of large glasses and a turban, while Bethenny cut up a rug with a bunch of gay dudes who she'd previously screamed at.  For being gay while she’s looking for a man. It was enlightening and enriching. There were hotdogs there!! Get it?????

Kelly was competing in another horse show and Ramona showed up. Wearing a ridiculous outfit of safari junk on top, Bermuda shorts and heels on the bottom.  When Leather ignored her, Ramona got very upset. Well.

Ramona landed at a party that Russell Simmons was hosting for Arts and Kids and Things. She marveled at the trees and flowers that had suddenly grown large and were talking to her. Normally this would be just a regular Ramona day, but today everyone could She got in a fight with Jill about tennis that made no sense. And then.... Oh lord. And then she bumbled up to Governor Patterson, who was at the party, and, to hear Jill tell it, got in an argument with him about who was blinder. Patterson, or Ramona with her glasses off. She walked up to him and immediately asked "Aren't you blind or something?" Unbelievable.

There was a big horsey show for the fugitive daughter of the Countess and she wanted all of her friends to come. The Count was a no show. So LuAnn's feathers got publicly ruffled and Bethenny was amused in her sarcastic, sardonic, acidic way.

Getting interesting.  Watch what happens

Monday, March 2, 2009

Before the Infamous E-mail

But Does it “Count” with Pizza Delivery?

Every time we see The Countess DeLesseps on The Real Housewives of New York, we are reminded of the line spoken by the security guard in the 1984 movie”Moscow on the Hudson", when, speaking to Japanese tourists, he says, ”You in America, speak English!”.

Luanne Nadeau, a Native American from Connecticut, certainly seems to think this old European title means something in America.  It barely means anything in France, where is was conferred upon Ferdinand DeLesseps for his role in the construction of the Suez  Canal.  

Maybe the pizza delivery people in the Hamptons need to bone up on the Countess before the next delivery:

Princess Kemeria

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