Absurd to Sublime Index

Jeana Homes in Default

Danielle and Jacqueline

1986 Indictment

Excerpt from "Cop Without A Badge"

NJ Lost Footage July 9

Vicki:Nothing Says "KLASSY" Like Getting Your Ass Tattooed in a Bar

Albert "Tiny" Manzo's Legacy

The Story Behind the Danielle/Dina Fight

NeNe Leakes on the Today Show

NEW JERSEY HOUSEWIVES FINALE RECAP

Juicy Joe and Teresa: Faking It?

Danielle Staub on the Today Show

Bethenny Frankel on the Today Show

Real Housewives, Real Makeovers Rewind

Kevin Maher and Danielle Staub Still Married?

Real Housewives on the Today Show 

New Jersey Reunion

The Real Nuts of Orange County

Juicy Joe and Teresa: Faking It?

Vicki and Tamra on the Reunion Show

Kevin Maher on TV Tonight

Tamra Banrey's Blog

Gretchen, "Vegas Baby" and Jay Photoglou

Jeana Keough Homes in Default

Liars

Vicki, Jeana, Gretchen and Slade Smiley

Nicholas Laurita

Lip Gloss, Bubies and Jewelry Whores

Bethenny Frankel: I Oughta Be in Pictures

 

Bethenny Frankel

 

Jay Photoglou, Again

Hottest Housewife

Real Housewives Chicago

Tamra and the Teaser

New Jersey Housewives: Gossipy

 

New York Housewives Talk About Danielle

Jeana Keough's Spin

I'm Not A Celebrity, Don't Make Me Watch!

Danielle Staub: Public Relations

 

Danielle Staub/Beverly Merrill

Bethenny Frankel is Crazy

Real Housewives Chicago:  Fresh Famewhores

Kelly Bensimon Returning

Is Jill Zarin a Scientologist?

 

Jill Zarin

Nene, Gregg and Fox News

RHONYs at Fashion Week

Bethenny Frankel Desperate

Lisa Hartwell Sues Keith Sweat

 

Lisa Wu Hartwell

Tamra Responds to Restraining Order Dismissal

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Tamra Barney, the self –proclaimed "hottest housewife in Orange County" has responded to the dismissal in court of Gretchen Rossi’s restraining order against Jay Photoglou.

"I was subpoenaed as a witness in a hearing involving...a restraining order she filed against her  ex-boyfriend, Jay Photoglou,” Barney said.

Rossi claimed Photoglou threatened the lives of she and her dogs, former Housewives cast member Slade Smiley, and vandalized her Costa Mesa, Ca. home.

After Rossi failed to appear with her attorney to address the charges , they were dropped.

"I showed up in court only to find out the charges were dismissed after waiting 30 minutes. I find it strange for Gretchen, whom allegedly feared for her life because of this ‘stalker,’ wouldn't even appear in court for her hearing," said Barney.

"This speaks volumes about her character."

Barney said the women exchanged text messages the evening prior to the court appearance, but she was unsure how much information about her testimony should be given.

The women have long feuded, squabbling on the Bravo TV series' reunion  show, still a sore spot for Rossi according to Barney.

"“A few weeks ago, [Rossi] and [Smiley] drunk-dialed me. Her conversation started out guarded with ‘why don't you like me?’  She wanted to make amends, but she didn't appear too sincere," Barney
said,

Barney insists she participated in the hearing in the spirit of honesty, and that Photoglou was "apologetic" for the waste of her time in court.

"The one thing I pride myself on is that I always tell the truth, the truth will always set you free. That's what I was planning to do [in court[, tell the truth."

Tamra always tells the truth..right.

excerpt from radaronline

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Chris Rossi

date my ex

Gretchen Rossi's "Dark Side",

Jay Photoglou

Jeff Beitzel

Judy Fike Speaks

Sharon Beitzel

Tamra Barney

Slade Smiley

Grayson Smiley

Gretchen’s Restraining Order Dropped

Real Housewives of OC’s Gretchen Rossi’s Restraining Order Dismissed

May 18, 2009

A judge in Newport Beach, California dropped a temporary restraining order Friday against Jay Photoglou who says he was the secret boyfriend of Gretchen Rossi, one of the stars of “The Real Housewives of Orange County”.

“Gretchen and her attorney were a no show in court today, they informed the court about 30 minutes prior to the scheduled hearing time that they weren’t going to attend,” Photoglou told the media.

Rossi claimed that Photoglou threatened to burn down her Costa Mesa home and kill her dogs, grabbed her hair and yanked her head back, made harassing phone calls, and vandalized her home and car. She said he also threatened to “dispose of” Slade Smiley, a former cast member of the Bravo reality TV series and Rossi’s current paramour.

Rossi denies she ever had a romantic relationship with Photoglou.

Gretchen Rossi and Jay Photoglou in Court

As usual, Jay Photoglou gives his “friend”, Nik Richie at TheDirty , the first statement from court.

Statement To TheDirty.com from Photoglou:

“Court Friday was a bitter sweet day for me. The Judge dismissed Gretchen’s allegations with prejudice (when a case is dismissed for good reason and the plaintiff is barred from bringing an action on the same claim). There was no settlement between Gretchen and I, so the judge did this on his own. Gretchen by not showing up saved herself from revealing some facts that would have proved some of her lies. One of the easiest lies to prove was on the show Gretchen stated we dated before her and Jeff. In court Papers Gretchen stated we met Jan 8th 2008 (thus every picture of us together was from Jan 2008 to Feb 2009). Another was we were going to prove that I never called and threatened to kill Gretchen Her dogs etc. We had Gretchen’s phone record subpoenaed to show our point. (I can not go into further detail about this because of possible criminal charges against Gretchen). We were going to show over 100 text messages were exchanged between Gretchen and I on the day of the taping of the reunion show Jan 31st 2009. The first one of the day from Gretchen to me said “thanks honey..thank u for being there this morning to hug me and wish me well… I love u very much..pray god gives me wisdom and strength today”. There were others that told me of the lies that were taped. Another point we were going to make was on the reunion show she gave a story of what happened the night of my call to Tamra (which was a total lie) and in the Restraining order Gretchen gave a totally different story closer to the truth and it never mentioned that I slid my hand on her. This is one of the reasons I called Evolution film and tape and put them on notice there were lies told by Gretchen about me on the reunion show. Lies that would damage my reputation. Evolution told me I would be protected because they wouldn’t use my last name. It is my opinion that Gretchen did not show up to court because she knew there were differences between the police report she filed with Costa Mesa Police Dept. the statements she made on the reunion show and accusations she made in the Restraining order. This could have subjected her to arrest and/or perjury. Gretchen soon will have some explaining to do and I hope the truth comes out. I never threatened Gretchen, I never broke into her house (Gretchen is just trying to discredit me and protect her “storyline” that she portrayed on the show). I was listed as an emergency contact on her home alarm (who lists someone as an emergency contact with the security password unless they are close) a place I lived. I hope Gretchen realizes I am not out to harm her, never have been, I am just to try to restore my name and reputation. Gretchen knows I want a PUBLIC apology and reimbursement for the tens of thousands of dollars I have had to spend defending myself because of her lies. Now it looks like she is going to try to just stick her head in the sand and try to let this go away. I hope Gretchen understands the trouble she could be in if she is charged with the crimes she has committed. There is so much more and as time goes on it will come out.”

Not edited for spelling /grammar

Jay Photoglou’s obsession continues...

Watch What Happens

for more, go to More Absurdities

Gretchen Rossi Gets Extension

I don’t mean in her hair

According to Jay Photoglou, Gretchen Rossi’s attorney filed for and received another extension on the restraining order she filed against him on March 6.

Obsessed Photoglou can’t stop talking,however. i found this on a message board:

Originally Posted by PHOTOGLOU

“Gretchen's Atty today asked for and received another extension. I still hold on to the hope that this will end up in court under penalty of perjury. But the only way to get it to court is if the person asking for it to be in court (Gretchen) stops asking for extensions...”

Watch what Happens

Gretchen Rossi in for Season 5

 

                  Gretchen and Slade at the Lakers Game

The controversial Gretchen Rossi has just signed on for the fifth season of “The Real  Housewives of Orange County”. 

Will Slade Smiley be featured as her boyfriend? Or will they be in the Date My Ex mode by then?

How is Tamra Barney taking the news?

What is the obsessed “Heartbreak Kid" Jay Photoglou about to do next? I sense a new writing campaign coming on!

Watch What Happens

Gretchen and Jay in Court on May 8

What’s Jay Photoglou Up to Now?
An Oldie But Goodie

Feb-28-09 10:03am

Hell Hath No Fury…….
found on river dave’s website
"There is a lot working right now. I do have a tape that I got today from City of Costa Mesa clerks office. It's of a Jan.28th 2009 @0032 hrs. 911 call where it will (In my opinion) set the record straight. It should be out everywhere Monday morning (if everything goes good). Just getting it into the right hands (yes there are a few hands) to make sure everything is done correctly."-------Jay Photoglou

The court date on Gretchen's restraining order is tomorrow.
Watch What Happens

Two Grayson Smiley Websites

In Season One of the train wreck known as THE REAL HOUSEWIVES OF ORANGE COUNTY, real "housewife" Jo de la Rosa lived with Slade Smiley as his kept girlfriend in his Coto de Caza McMansion. He had two children from two previous relationships, Gavin, 15 and Grayson, 4. Later, it was discovered that Grayson had brain cancer. He did not appear on season two.

There are two Grayson Smiley websites. The Grayson Foundation is set up by Slade, and is mostly about...guess who.

Amazing Gray, is the site set up by Grayson’s mother, and is all about little Grayson. Too bad she had to take time away from Grayson to go after Slade for child support.

Gretchen Rossi Makes Fox News

 

"The Heartbreak Kid"

a friend and neighbor

Chris Rossi

Jeff Beitzel

Jay Photoglou

Judy Fike Speaks

More Absurdities

Sharon Beitzel Speaks to the National Enquirer

Photo by: Bravo

from the National Enquirer:

Gretchen Rossi: Is Jeff Photoglou, a "stalker" - or a "family friend"? 

The Real  Housewives of Orange County hottie Gretchen Rossi has referred to him as both - even though Jay revealed in the March 2 issue of The ENQUIRER that he and Gretchen were having a love affair while her leukemia-stricken fiance, Jeff Beitzel, lay dying in a California hospital. Jeff died on Sept. 13, 2008.
Gretchen then  denied the romance, alternately referring to Jay as a "stalker" and a "family friend."
On the Bravo hit's Feb. 24 reunion special, housewife Tamra Barney branded Gretchen a liar when she admitted she took Jay on a family vacation while Jeff was hospitalized.
"I thought you said he was a stalker!" shrieked Tamra.
Jeff's ex-wife,Sharon Beitzel , called Gretchen a "manipulative gold digger" - and said that Jeff was on to her.
Just weeks before he died, Sharon visited Jeff in the hospital, and he said he knew Gretchen was cheating, she says.
"But in the condition he was in, it really wasn't that important," Sharon told The ENQUIRER.
"One of the last things Jeff said was, 'If I ever get out of this hospital, it's over between Gretchen and me.'
"No matter how you slice it, Gretchen is a liar. Jeff knew it. I know it, and hopefully the viewers will now know."

HOUSEWIVES FEUD EXPLODES! - Celebrity News | Gossip - National Enquirer

 

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Real Housewives, Real Insanity

I can’t believe this photo....Vicki and super-hypocrite Ramona at the A-List Awards! Hope you weren’t eating!

Each woman was given $4,000 to buy an outfit for the show. (But they’re rich, right Bravo?)

These are the outfits these bitches came up with:

Tamra Barney in a too tight dress, with her usual pose. Vicki’s dress is ugly and too tight, and what the hell is Gretchen wearing? Lynne is wearing one of her cuffs and a too short dress, Jeana looks great, Lauri looks plastic.

Kelly didn’t get the memo about being too old for bohemian chic.

NeNe Leakes looks very tranny in this photo. Kim and Nene both need to cover those fugly knees. Lisa in the yellow shoes, is this the prom?

Too many train wrecks in one room, and the tranny in front completes the picture. And who are all the extra women in the picture?

For more pics, and commentary, go to D-Listed

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Real Housewives: D-list Drama

Real Drama with the Real Housewives

from OK magazine:

On Friday, the catty women from all three of Bravo's Real Housewives show descended on the Fred Segal store in Santa Monica. But this was no peace conference.
The ten well-heeled gals, representing NYC, Atlanta and Orange County, were on-hand to film a segment for the Bravo A-List Awards. Former boy-bander Lance Bass played master of ceremonies, announcing to the women that they were each being given $4,000 to shop for the perfect outfit for event, which is taped tomorrow night, April 5, and airs on April 15

Even though three of the NYC Housewives — Jill Zarin, LuAnn de Lesseps, and Alex McCord — were AWOL from the shopping spree, that didn't stop the remaining Big Apple babes from bringing their drama to the West Coast.
Archenemies Bethenny Frankel and Kelly Killoren Bensimon made no attempt to play nice. In fact, one witness tells OK! they "acted as if the other didn't even exist. They didn't look at each other — or even acknowledge each other — even once." However, notes the source, Bethenney appeared to be more bothered about the situation than Kelly.
It was left to the only remaining NYC castmate, Ramona Singer, to bridge the gap between the two. "Bethenny and Kelly don't really like each other; just like how I don't like Simon," Ramona explains to OK! "Not everyone is going to like each other. We are not always going to get along."
As for MIA Housewife LuAnn, who is going through a divorce with her husband, Ramona is typically candid.
"LuAnn is laying low right now," she explains to OK!. "We are in the public eye, but there are some things we want to keep personal. This was not something that she wanted out in the press. She's got children, but [LuAnn's husband] obviously had a bone to pick with her."

Adding a bit of class to the affair was a surprise appearance by romance novel hunk (and butter substitute spokesman) Fabio, who popped in to share his unique points of view with the Housewives. Gretchen Rossi from the O.C. did little to hide that she was smitten with the walking slab of beefcake. "Do you think Orange County girls are trashy?" she asked Fabio as she tried on different dresses.
Speaking of Gretchen, she talked to OK! to catch us up on her life since the unfortunate passing of her fiancé Jeff Beitzel from Leukemia. "It has been quite a year," she admits. And though she's currently dating Slade Smiley (who was once engaged to another OC Housewife, Jo De La Rosa), Gretchen continues to wear the engagement ring that Jeff gave her. "I'm not going to take it off. This is a memory of him that I will have for myself."
As far as her relationship with Slade, Gretchen coyly tells OK!, "we'll see where that goes."

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So What, Jay Photoglou? His Lie Detector Test

Gretchen Rossi's“ex-boyfriend” headed to court Friday armed with a polygraph test in a hearing related to a restraining order she obtained against him.

Jay Photoglou says he was Rossi’s boyfriend, a claim  The Real  Housewives of Orange County star denies. She obtained the order against him March 6, but RadarOnline has learned exclusively that Jay says he took and passed two polygraphs related to Rossi’s claims.

Rossi said Photoglou threatened her life and the life of her boyfriend, ex-OC Housewife hunk Slade Smiley   Photoglou denies all charges.

RadarOnline.com has learned that Photoglou says he took two polygraph examinations on March 21 and passed both. Questions with answers included:

Did you threatened to harm Gretchen Rossi?  No

Did you threatened to strangle Gretchen Rossi? No

Did you threatened to dispose of Slade Smiley?  No

Did threatened to hang yourself in Gretchen Rossi’s bedroom?  No

Did you threaten to kill Gretchen Rossi’s dogs?  No

Between midnight on 2/17/09 and 2/18/09, did you intentionally dial Gretchen Rossi’s telephone number?  Yes

During this call did you make any threats to harm Gretchen Rossi?  No

Did you make this phone call with the intention to play a song that had sentimental value to you?  Yes

During this phone call did you speak to Gretchen Rossi?  No

Photoglou’s lawyer wanted to introduce the results in court but the hearing was continued until May 8.  Someone should film a reality TV show with all this drama.   Oh wait, they already did!

Lie detector tests are not admissible in court….are shit detectors allowed?

 

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Gretchen and Slade at the Lakers Game

Source: Reality Tea

Looking like a couple. Hey Slade, did you pay up on child support yet?

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Jay Responds to the Restraining Order

Jay Photoglou says

“Yes there has been a Temp. Restraining order put in place. I was not at the hearing as I did not know about it. I have been told her attorney did not even know she was doing this. She has now put herself on record as saying (legally) we met each other on Jan 8th 2008. On the reunion show she stated that we dated BEFORE Jeff and her. So it is either perjury or a lie what she said on the reunion show. Also in court filings she gives a totally different account of what happened the night I called Tamra Barney. This is my grounds for slander or she has committed perjury... It will now play out in court. There is more, and it will come out. But as for now she was been granted a Temp Restraining order till 3-27-2009. She was denied the gag order on me, without me even being there...
The Restraining order APPLICATION listed Slade Smiley also. It was not granted for Slade Smiley. BUT guess who served the Restraining order on me... Slade Smiley a man who is said to be afraid of me... The truth will come out of this. And my friends know who I am. Thank you to those who have given me support. And for those that don't know me. If you wait to pass judgement until the court hearing you will see that I have not lied about this relationship or timeline...”

from river daves place

What! Macho man afraid of "The Heartbreak Kid"? Nah, that can’t be true.

Stay tuned

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Gretchen/Slade/Jay: Always

Who has time to think about the RHONYs or the ATLs?    The RHOOC’s provide 24/7/365 drama!

Dear Tamra Your Two Cents Is Required

Gretchen and Jay

from d-listed:

During the reunion of The Really Plastic Hos of Orange Skin County, Gretchen denied away that she was licking on her ex-boyfriend Jay before, during or after her sugar pepaw went off to the great beyond. This shit prompted Holy Tamra  to give the quote of the hour: "It's about moral character." You can seriously use that line for anything. When a dude insists you suck his peen in a back alley way, but you want to go back to the car, just use that line and he might understand. Or when a bartender cuts you off because you barfed on the counter, you can use that line too. It doesn't really make sense, but it didn't when Tamra used it either.

So, when the gold digger with no morals denied she had a boyfriend, she might have been lie-telling. No surprise there. Radar got a hold of a 911 tape taken only a few days before the reunion. In the tape, Jay claims Gretchen tried to off herself by overdosing on Lunesta. Yeah, Lunesta! Who tries to quit this bitch from a Lunesta OD? I checked to see if this was some kind of viral marketing campaign and it's not.

A few minutes into the call, Gretchen grabs the phone from Jay and says she didn't try to commit sooey-sides (that's what my abuelita calls it). But she does call Jay her booooooyfriend. Gretchen said the two had a fight at the bar, she came home, he followed her and tried to break in. Visit Radar to listen to the whole thing. It's long, but I'm sure Tamra has the entire thing as her ring tone. And I hope she will hold a live press conference along with her rapey-eyed son to discuss Gretchen's moral character.

Dear Tamra, Your Two Cents Is Required | Dlisted

Gretchen Rossi Suicide? Puh-Lease

 What Jay Photoglou Says About the 911 Call

“http://www.radaronline.com/exclusive...n-911-tape.php
This 911 call took place at 00:32 hrs. Wednesday January 28th 2009. 3 days before the filming of the reunion show of the Orange County housewives.
The events immediately leading up to and following this call are critical in understanding why I made this call. I really thought Gretchen had taken Lunest to take her life. A by product of this call will show Gretchen as someone who will say whatever she needs to to get whatever she wants.
*Please read this before you listen to the call.*
Grecthen knows the story of someone in my life that tried to commit suicide, she has even asked me if even I have talked to them to let them know how much it affected me, after meeting this person. This will always be a sensitive subject for me.
So, to the night of the call.
Gretchen and I started out Leaving our house at 8 or 8:30 P.M. (I had moved in December 29th 2008) we were going to a birthday party @ 3 thirty 3 in Newport Beach. While at the party, Gretchen noticed a girl there named J***. J*** works at the salon Gretchen gets her hair done. Gretchen had just found out a few days earlier that J*** had just started dating C**** her ex- husband (he claims they were just friends). She was not happy as she thought she was J***'s friend.
While at 3 Thirty 3 stares went back and forth across the bar between Gretchen and J***. About 10:45 a friend of mine comes out of the ladies room and says I think Gretchen is getting into a fight in there. I look over and J*** was gone too.
I ask the birthday boy's girlfriend to go check and see if she is O.K. Birthday boy's Girlfriend agree'd. Then another friend of ours comes out of the Ladies room and says "you should go in there and get your girlfriend", to me. I figure Birthday boys girlfriend is in there one of them can grab help if it gets that bad.
30 minutes go by, Gretchen and 4 of our friends come out of the ladies room. ALL of them (except Gretchen) looking at me like 'dude you gotta control her'. I asked what happened and Gretchen said "I gave J*** a piece of my mind". Then one of the girls that was in there with her "yeah and almost a piece of your fist".
I said "girl (referring to Gretchen) you gotta stop that, you gotta get over what C**** is doing". I said this in front of the other people (I shouldn't have done that) She claimed I was taking C****'s side. So this started an arguement between us. She explained this and that about how J*** was her friend and she has no right to date C**** several times. So after I still didn't take her side and she said "I'm just gonna kill myself".... O.K. I was (too) thinking dramatic. But figured lets go home, so to not excite the situation I said "Let's just go home and write your blog". We had watched the episode earlier and always wrote her blog together. Notice no blog since Jan 23rd 2009???
We were still arguing as we walked outside to valet. Valet pulled her car up she got in the passenger seat, that was fine, although she had driven there, I thought she was too upset and a little buzzed too drive. I shut her door got in the driver's side of the car. as I started to pull away I realized I forgot my jacket inside. So I told her I was going back to get it.
When I went back inside and grabbed my jacket I let birthday boy know we were leaving. Gave him a short summary why (no longer than 5 minutes inside) we were leaving. I walked outside and saw she and the car were gone. I asked valet if he saw where she went, pointing at where the car was he said "she got out said ""F*** him"" and drove away.
I walked back inside to see if anyone else was leaving to give me a ride home. No one was. So I jumped in a cab and went home. My cell phone battery was dead. My keys to my car, car charger and the house were inside the house so I couldn't call or let myself in.
I rang the door bell. I couldn't have been more than 15 minutes behind her. No answer, so I walked to the back yard. Checking the sliding glass door it was locked too. The worst just went through my mind. She overdosed on her prescription sleeping pills (Lunesta). I now start banging very loud. I then walk to the side garage door and knock again very loud. I decide to walk to the street to see if someone driving by would call 911 I was scared she took her pills and was making good on her threat. No one drove by for 5 minutes. I walk back to the house, pounded on the front door very hard. She finally came down opened the garage door. I lived there. She even told the police that when they were there.
I walked in and immediately asked her why it took her so long to answer. She said "I was sleeping". I said "Gretchen you don't sleep that deep unless you've taken your sleeping pills", and asked her if she took her sleeping pills. She said "maybe". I said how many. no answer from her. I said "Gretchen I'm not kidding" she smirked. So I picked up the phone and called 911.
Now please listen to the call.
After seeing the reunion show. It became clear to me that Gretchen is going to do or say what she wants to get what she wants.
On the tape you heard her say I am her boyfriend. Then 3 days later on the filming of the reunion show when called out by Tamra she says no he is an ex. The morning of the reunion show filming I walked her cloths to the driver of the towncar supplied Bravo/Evolution. On the way home from the filming of the reunion show she sent a text to me " I am too shaken up to talk I just want to come home and take a sleeping pill". This has been her way of letting me know something is serious, and to take her serious she is not in a laughing mood. (The night of the 911 call she went one step further by using the word kill)
She lied about where I lived on the 911 tape, but when the police were there she told the truth (I think that was because I could hear her talking to the police officers in the house and she knew I would say something if she lied about where I lived.)
You hear her lie about my last name. This is because there was alot of stuff on the Internet about us. She later said she did that so no one could look up my name and see us in a police report together.
I am upset the most about the night she referred to me as sliding my hand over on her and making an unwanted advance. I was driving that night and the things she described DID NOT HAPPEN THAT WAY at all.”

Grammar Nazis:  Not edited spelling/grammar 

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Jay Photoglou and Other OC Crazies

Who has time to think about the RHONYs or the ATLs?    The RHOOC’s provide 24/7/365 drama!

Dear Tamra, Your Two Cents Is Required

Gretchen and Jay

from d-listed:

During the reunion of The Really Plastic Hos of Orange Skin County, Gretchen Rossi denied away that she was licking on her ex-boyfriend Jay before, during or after her sugar pepaw went off to the great beyond. This shit prompted Holy Tamra  to give the quote of the hour: "It's about moral character." You can seriously use that line for anything. When a dude insists you suck his peen in a back alley way, but you want to go back to the car, just use that line and he might understand. Or when a bartender cuts you off because you barfed on the counter, you can use that line too. It doesn't really make sense, but it didn't when Tamra used it either.

So, when the gold digger with no morals denied she had a boyfriend, she might have been lie-telling. No surprise there. Radar got a hold of a 911 tape taken only a few days before the reunion. In the tape, Jay claims Gretchen tried to off herself by overdosing on Lunesta. Yeah, Lunesta! Who tries to quit this bitch from a Lunesta OD? I checked to see if this was some kind of viral marketing campaign and it's not.

A few minutes into the call, Gretchen grabs the phone from Jay and says she didn't try to commit sooey-sides (that's what my abuelita calls it). But she does call Jay her booooooyfriend. Gretchen said the two had a fight at the bar, she came home, he followed her and tried to break in. Visit Radar to listen to the whole thing. It's long, but I'm sure Tamra has the entire thing as her ring tone. And I hope she will hold a live press conference along with her rapey-eyed son to discuss Gretchen's moral character.

Dear Tamra, Your Two Cents Is Required | Dlisted

Slade Out on Bail

Gretchen and Slade at a Lakers game, shortly after he bonded out

Notice the occupation lol
Inmate Name:
SMILEY , SLADE
Date of Birth:
10-29-1968
Next Appearance Date:
Sex:
Male
Next Appearance Court:
Race:
White
Custody Status:
Released
Height:
6' 01"
Bail Amount:
$ 0.00
Weight:
190
Arrested on:
02-20-2009
Hair Color:
Brown
Housing Location:
Intake Release Center (Men)
Eye Color:
Blue
Release Type
Bond Posted
Occupation:
ENTERTAINM
Release Date
02-21-2009 01:02:00

Slade Smiley’s “Reality”

 

Humor columnist offers comments on arrest of a Real Housewives star.
from the OCRegister:

Slade, Slade, Slade. You probably heard that Slade Smiley was arrested last week on a "civil contempt charge." Generally speaking it means he has failed to pay something he was ordered by the court.
It turned out it was for allegedly failing to make child-support payments. We also know that someone posted a hysterical entry into a blog about Slade dating "Real Housewife" Gretchen.
For those lucky enough not have caught any of these "reality" shows with Slade and Gretchen, let's get you up to date. Slade, portrayed in Season One of "The Real Housewives of Orange County" as this super rich guy with a young girlfriend, moved out of his foreclosed house in Coto and ended up in a house rented for him up in LA as part of new "reality" show called "Date My Ex."
I put "reality" in quotes because virtually everything you see in the shows are paid for by the show to make you think these are rich people when, in reality, it is often not the case.
For example, they depict one of the Real Housewives as "hiring" a celebrity chef winner from another Bravo show for a lavish dinner party. I would guess that the odds that the "Housewife" actually paid for any of that as about the same as both you and your mom winning different Lottos last week and donating it all to the SPCA.
Meanwhile, Gretchen is a "Real Housewife" who was portrayed as being engaged to another "rich" guy that was sick with leukemia.
I have no idea if he was "really" rich, but I do know Gretchen tried to rent a Coto house from a friend of mine last summer. Gretchen told my friend she "was cast as the newest housewife on The Real Housewives of Orange County and the show was going to pay for her to rent a house in Coto for a few months so they could pretend she was living there."
So, it is against this deceiving backdrop that a person going by the name of Photoglou blogged last week. You understand why we don't "really" know if any of this is true. But just imagining it is true is funny.
Photoglou claimed that he was living with Gretchen Rossi in Costa Mesa. But, Photoglou says he moved out since Gretchen was going out with - you guessed it - Slade Smiley! Ah, love.
Photoglou wrote: "When I went to pick up more clothes on Wed Feb 18th Slade's car was in the driveway. I know Gretchen well so I called the police dept to do a civil asst..."
Wow, he is making it sound like little Gretchen is one tough cookie. Maybe she'll end up in the sequel to "The Wrestler" with Mickey Rourke.
Then, after the police show up: "So I proceeded to enter the house, as I did I saw there was Slade's wallet, shirt, jacket, shoes and car keys were in plain sight. The officer and I then heard footsteps upstairs. But Slade and Gretchen would still not come out of her room."
Now, you have to wonder why Slade Smiley took off everything but his pants until he was upstairs, in the dark. Maybe the girls that have seen him naked call him "Slade Laugh-out-loud?"
And lastly "The officers did not tell me but I over heard them say he has a suspended License and a fake tag on his unregistered car as well as a warrant for $10,000 out of LA county."
Sounds like Slade might be riding his bike for a while.
Poor Gretchen. Her new "rich" guy ends up in the slammer. At least Slade has "reality" TV. Only now the show is called "Date My Ex-Con."